2007年8月15日 星期三

who remembers jesus on christmas anyways?



okay, its christmas. "the one day of the year where i can use my super jewish powers". anyhow, because the majority of the working class of america is catholic, or any of the denominations [lutheran, episcopalian, christian, protestant, baptist, presbyterian (crikey, theyre hard to spell)] and etc, NOTHING IS OPEN! HOLY CRAP, you think some people would take the triple time and work on christmas day. especially those without a family. nobody really remembers jesus on christmas, they give presents. which takes like an hour. so.. go work. so therell be something to do for the rest of the day. the great part is..ALOT OF JEWS HAVE CHRISTMAS FESTIVITIES. how completely INCORRECT and WRONG is that? i can see going to a christmas party given by friends or something, but holding your very own christmassyness? erica, youre exempt from my wrath, seeing as its all donnas fault. seriously. jews dont believe in jesus as our lord and saviour (or whatever that speech is), ergo they [we] shouldnt celebrate his birth! im immensly sorry if i offend anybody that i remotely care about, but wake up, guys. christmas is not for us jews. its just not.onto my next rant. christmas...commercialized. ok, all holidays are endlessly commercialized "for the good of our economy's stability", but come on. what ass did you guys pull santa claus from? and then we jews HAVE to jump on the bandwagon and make up hanukkah harry, which is also a load of shit. and it makes me feel uneasy at the fact that we not only jumped on the bandwagon, but we flipped the damned thing over. santa--okay, its a nice sentiment for little kids, but why not skip the santa thing alltogether? it will save your kids a world of heartbreak when the nosepicking bully in kindergarten tells little billy that santa isnt real. and why shouldnt the parents take credit for buying kickass gifts? they should, because they paid for it. at least some people in the world have the right idea when it comes to celebrating the holiday at its CORE. the bible thumpers. you know, the ones with the nativity scene in their lawns? not saying that EVERYONE with a nativity scene in their lawn is a bible thumper, just the people in my neighborhood, mmkay? not saying i believe in jesus and all of the spiffy things hes supposedly done, but at least those people remember why the hell december 25th is such a big fucking deal. or.. its supposed to be. youre supposed to remember this dude that supposesly "died for your sins", etc. so why dont you do that? stop being hypocrites. please. wow. i think i need a prozac or something.merry christmas, buddies.disclaimer-- dont let me ruin your christmas. seriously. pay no attention to me. im a 14 jewish girl with nothing better to do on christmas day then to sit here and type every christmas-aimed cynicism in my body. dont take me seriously.

3 則留言:

zudwa 提到...

....yes....yes..here here

choihkmc95yahoocom 提到...

You should have gone to Boca, there were some stores open here

londontbesiiphotos 提到...

im not jewish, i celebrate x-mas, but u r sooo rite! except for the santa thing, hes pretty pimp, but aside from that i think ur ranting and raving was quite eloquently put and very accurate! peace.